The pervert coakroach

I saw the cockroach on my wall while undressing.

I guess it didn't have a cock but then,I was busy unhooking my brassiere,so I can't be sure.

I'm using 'it' because I'm not sure of its sex though ONLY men are supposed to have cocks and I already had doubts that it might have a cock but the fact that it might have a cunt too never occurred to me.

I'm sexist and proudly so.

Coming back to the story,the cockroach was staring at me(or my plum-colored breast).

"What? You want a nibble,oldie?",I asked it.

But it didn't answer. It just kept staring.

I won't deny,I was a little uneasy.

You see,I don't detest sex but it HAS TO be consensual.

And it bloody pisses me off when one gets a view without my permission.

So,I turned my back to it,only to remember that I had even taken my panty off and my bare ass wasn't that bad a view.

So,I couldn't really deny it a view.

While I was busy thinking it over,the cockroach jumped on its feet,landed right on my lap and winked at me.

Then it was gone for good.

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P.S.Meeting up my besties Sayantani,Anu and Ayantika today was so much fun! We DID feel part of  'SATC,Kolkata',to say the least! We had lunch at Peter Cat,then the very generous Sayantani bought me 'gola' and then we went to B.K.Market. I'll be sharing everybody else's photos too but I thought Sayantani deserved to be the opening bats(wo)man since
i)she planned this outing
ii)she bought me a substandard 'gola'
iii)she's SO gonna lend me her palazzos!(I know I'm good,Sayantani and that's why people can never accuse me of 'emosanal blackmailing',but you're 'officially' allowed to hate me,:P)

I absolutely HEART her neck piece! And the sling!*Sigh*